This is an excerpt from a short play entitled "Worth A Thousand Words".

KEN: Hey what're you talking about? I was voted sensitive guy of the year in 1989.

GAIL: (teasing) Well you've lost your touch.

KEN: You know if this were a woman she'd be a cold fish.

GAIL: What's that supposed to mean?

KEN: Plain, bland.... A real C average.

GAIL: That shows how little you know about women. You can't feel the depth and the character can you?

KEN: (mock anger) Are you calling me shallow?

GAIL: Of course not... Do the words cold fish mean anything to you? (laughing)

KEN: (also laughing) Ouch... Boy does my male ego hurt.

GAIL: Like I said you don't understand women.

KEN: Can you please give me a definitive explanation of women?

GAIL: (smiles) You're so naive.